recent funnies
- today the boys were playing outside, and the 5yo came running in to go to the bathroom. He’s sitting on the toilet, doing his daily business, when in comes a running 3yo, who urgently needs to go, drops his pants, and yes, starts to go all over his petrified brother as well as the rest of the bathroom. He starts to cry and says, “You should not have been sitting there!”
Keeping the boy’s bathroom clean is a constant challenge to my home-making abilities. It would be easier if we permitted them to go in the yard, but somehow I think that’d be against the HomeOwnersAssociation code of conduct.
- Also recently when requesting a snack, my 5yo has been quite specific about what he wants: “Mom, it’s snack time. I don’t want anything with protein or fiber in it, just sugar. Nothing nutritious.”
- And this from the 3yo recently: “Mom, dragons and cookie monsters are the scariest things in the whole world.”
